Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Top 10 Worst Songs In The Official UK Top 40 According to Danny Webbox 3/3/10

runs down positionArtistTitleJudgementactual chart position
1Owl CityFirefliesAdam Young has surpassed all previously known shitness with this turgid and cringeworthy ode to himself and his insignificant feelings8
2Ke$haBlah Blah Blah (feat. 3 Oh3)Horrible, drunken and foul mouthed drivel from a nasty little talentless tart26
3Cheryl ColeFight For This LoveScally miner, Beryl Dole gets a helping hand from Will I Am to remove this steaming piece of shit from her withered anal sphincter. It has sustained it's glossy sheen and peanut butter texture for a silly 19 weeks.40
4Helping HaitiEverybody HurtsEverybody does indeed hurt, not least the British public, who are now desensitized to the pain of others. The decriminalization of looting would be of more use.9
5Ke$haTik Tokditto31
6Pixie LottGravityAnother jaw-dropping slice of irrelavent anal unfurling from some spoilt little twat of a stock brokers daughter35
7Alexandra BurkeBroken HeelsIrritating and tuneless wank from x factor detritus.32
8Marina and The DiamondsHollywoodBBC boosted fake alternative bullshit from another private school educated prick13
9Alicia KeysEmpire State Of Mind (Part II)Laden with bad grammer, an over hyped ode to an over hyped city featuring the worst lyrical content known to man. Everybody Say Yeah!5
10Florence and The MachineYou've Got The LoveHer greatest moment is a cover of a remix of a cover of a cover of a mashup of a remix of a cover. One of the UK's shittest artists of the moment.21