Monday, 12 April 2010

Memories of the Future

One of my tracks appears on this free compilation. Shut up and listen. Thanks to Rico for sorting it out

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

Top 10 Worst Songs In The Official UK Top 40 According to Danny Webbox 3/3/10

runs down positionArtistTitleJudgementactual chart position
1Owl CityFirefliesAdam Young has surpassed all previously known shitness with this turgid and cringeworthy ode to himself and his insignificant feelings8
2Ke$haBlah Blah Blah (feat. 3 Oh3)Horrible, drunken and foul mouthed drivel from a nasty little talentless tart26
3Cheryl ColeFight For This LoveScally miner, Beryl Dole gets a helping hand from Will I Am to remove this steaming piece of shit from her withered anal sphincter. It has sustained it's glossy sheen and peanut butter texture for a silly 19 weeks.40
4Helping HaitiEverybody HurtsEverybody does indeed hurt, not least the British public, who are now desensitized to the pain of others. The decriminalization of looting would be of more use.9
5Ke$haTik Tokditto31
6Pixie LottGravityAnother jaw-dropping slice of irrelavent anal unfurling from some spoilt little twat of a stock brokers daughter35
7Alexandra BurkeBroken HeelsIrritating and tuneless wank from x factor detritus.32
8Marina and The DiamondsHollywoodBBC boosted fake alternative bullshit from another private school educated prick13
9Alicia KeysEmpire State Of Mind (Part II)Laden with bad grammer, an over hyped ode to an over hyped city featuring the worst lyrical content known to man. Everybody Say Yeah!5
10Florence and The MachineYou've Got The LoveHer greatest moment is a cover of a remix of a cover of a cover of a mashup of a remix of a cover. One of the UK's shittest artists of the moment.21

Wednesday, 20 January 2010

Welcombe to Gold Blood

Many things happening this year. First up is Gold Blood. They will be happening to you sometime in March in the form of their E.P. , available through Human Shield Records Companies Unincorporated. Keyboarding hero Michael Wright is a right old wizard when it comes to the knobs being twidded, and that guy Emile Bojeson, the one who sings, has got the voice. There's already been a bit of chatter on the bwoggs about the guys we're all rooting for and the public are getting into some sort of crazed sweat in anticipation of the dropping of this, our next release, HS12 005, or whatever. Plus for the first time ever we will be doing CDs AND it will be available for downloads buying. More excitement to follow.

Thursday, 3 December 2009

Human Shield and Cyber Dance at BLOC 2010

The Boys of Human Shield and Cyber Dance will be in attendance at next years BLOC. We only had a ghost presence at previous years with shadowy guest appearances and DJ slots, mainly just bowling about like nutters getting chucked out of the pub etc. But this year its different we have a full 4 hours on Saturday night in some new bit. It's going to be really special. Needs. get the full line up here