Top 10 Worst Songs In The Official UK Top 40 According to Danny Webbox 3/3/10

runs down position	Artist	Title	Judgement	actual chart position
1	Owl City	Fireflies	Adam Young has surpassed all previously known shitness with this turgid and cringeworthy ode to himself and his insignificant feelings	8
2	Ke$ha	Blah Blah Blah (feat. 3 Oh3)	Horrible, drunken and foul mouthed drivel from a nasty little talentless tart	26
3	Cheryl Cole	Fight For This Love	Scally miner, Beryl Dole gets a helping hand from Will I Am to remove this steaming piece of shit from her withered anal sphincter. It has sustained it's glossy sheen and peanut butter texture for a silly 19 weeks.	40
4	Helping Haiti	Everybody Hurts	Everybody does indeed hurt, not least the British public, who are now desensitized to the pain of others. The decriminalization of looting would be of more use.	9
5	Ke$ha	Tik Tok	ditto	31
6	Pixie Lott	Gravity	Another jaw-dropping slice of irrelavent anal unfurling from some spoilt little twat of a stock brokers daughter	35
7	Alexandra Burke	Broken Heels	Irritating and tuneless wank from x factor detritus.	32
8	Marina and The Diamonds	Hollywood	BBC boosted fake alternative bullshit from another private school educated prick	13
9	Alicia Keys	Empire State Of Mind (Part II)	Laden with bad grammer, an over hyped ode to an over hyped city featuring the worst lyrical content known to man. Everybody Say Yeah!	5
10	Florence and The Machine	You've Got The Love	Her greatest moment is a cover of a remix of a cover of a cover of a mashup of a remix of a cover. One of the UK's shittest artists of the moment.	21