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Tommy 'Walter' Walker 3 - Live Dance Music Mix March 2010

2010-04-23T10:08:00.000-07:00

Tommy 'Walter' Walker 3 - Live Dance Music Mix March 2010 by Tommy Walker 3

Memories of the Future

2010-04-12T11:32:00.000-07:00

One of my tracks appears on this free compilation. Shut up and listen. Thanks to Rico for sorting it out

Top 10 Worst Songs In The Official UK Top 40 According to Danny Webbox 3/3/10

2010-03-03T09:18:00.000-08:00

runs down position	Artist	Title	Judgement	actual chart position
1	Owl City	Fireflies	Adam Young has surpassed all previously known shitness with this turgid and cringeworthy ode to himself and his insignificant feelings	8
2	Ke$ha	Blah Blah Blah (feat. 3 Oh3)	Horrible, drunken and foul mouthed drivel from a nasty little talentless tart	26
3	Cheryl Cole	Fight For This Love	Scally miner, Beryl Dole gets a helping hand from Will I Am to remove this steaming piece of shit from her withered anal sphincter. It has sustained it's glossy sheen and peanut butter texture for a silly 19 weeks.	40
4	Helping Haiti	Everybody Hurts	Everybody does indeed hurt, not least the British public, who are now desensitized to the pain of others. The decriminalization of looting would be of more use.	9
5	Ke$ha	Tik Tok	ditto	31
6	Pixie Lott	Gravity	Another jaw-dropping slice of irrelavent anal unfurling from some spoilt little twat of a stock brokers daughter	35
7	Alexandra Burke	Broken Heels	Irritating and tuneless wank from x factor detritus.	32
8	Marina and The Diamonds	Hollywood	BBC boosted fake alternative bullshit from another private school educated prick	13
9	Alicia Keys	Empire State Of Mind (Part II)	Laden with bad grammer, an over hyped ode to an over hyped city featuring the worst lyrical content known to man. Everybody Say Yeah!	5
10	Florence and The Machine	You've Got The Love	Her greatest moment is a cover of a remix of a cover of a cover of a mashup of a remix of a cover. One of the UK's shittest artists of the moment.	21

Tommy Walker 3 - This is Lords - SoundCloud

2010-02-02T15:15:00.000-08:00

Tommy Walker 3 - This is Lords - SoundCloud

Welcombe to Gold Blood

2010-01-20T11:44:00.000-08:00

Many things happening this year. First up is Gold Blood. They will be happening to you sometime in March in the form of their E.P. , available through Human Shield Records Companies Unincorporated. Keyboarding hero Michael Wright is a right old wizard when it comes to the knobs being twidded, and that guy Emile Bojeson, the one who sings, has got the voice. There's already been a bit of chatter on the bwoggs about the guys we're all rooting for and the public are getting into some sort of crazed sweat in anticipation of the dropping of this, our next release, HS12 005, or whatever. Plus for the first time ever we will be doing CDs AND it will be available for downloads buying. More excitement to follow.

Errational by Tommy Walker 3

2009-12-28T04:25:00.001-08:00

Errational by Tommy Walker 3

Human Shield and Cyber Dance at BLOC 2010

2009-12-03T06:34:00.000-08:00

The Boys of Human Shield and Cyber Dance will be in attendance at next years BLOC. We only had a ghost presence at previous years with shadowy guest appearances and DJ slots, mainly just bowling about like nutters getting chucked out of the pub etc. But this year its different we have a full 4 hours on Saturday night in some new bit. It's going to be really special. Needs. get the full line up here

HumanShield Thrashcast #1

2009-08-05T08:53:00.000-07:00

35mins of old hardcore and thrash. :)

Septic Death - Burial
Gang Green - I Don't Care
Dr & The Crippens - Billy's Dead
Nuclear Assualt - Survive
Gorilla Biscuits - Start Today
JFA - Baja
Stupids - Born to grind
DRI - I'd rather be sleeping
Teen Idles - Teen Idles
Husker Du - All Tensed up
Misfits - Angelfuck
Descendents - Bikeage
Life's Blood - Reckoning Force
Hard Ons - Made to love you
Crimpshrine - Another Day
Government Issue - Lie Cheat Steal
Discharge - Fight Back
Napalm Death - As the machine rolls on
Terrorizer - World Downfall
Stretcheads - Headache
DRI - To open closed doors

Chrome - Nova Feedback

2009-02-17T09:59:00.000-08:00

From teh amazing 'Alien Soundtracks' lp....

Kenetic - Stoke On Trent

2009-02-17T09:45:00.000-08:00

Me and Renault have been known to frequent this way back in the day.....

NU MIXXXXX - check mixes bit >>>>>

2009-01-14T14:02:00.000-08:00

THE WALLED CITY FINALLY OUT!!

2008-12-04T16:32:00.000-08:00

These caustic emissions have been entombed for over a year, buried for reasons undisclosed yet unknown, festering and maturing to the point of near total decomposition, we feel that now is the time to exhume and disenbalm these disturbed chronicles and discharge them unto the world. With previous offences on cult labels Bunker and Human Shield, Cestrian now offers MNX five tracks of mournful, brooding machine music telling of dark times in our murky history and warning of an uncertain future, far beyond human comprehension. Also known as Ali Renault [one half of electronic disco supergroup Heartbreak], the multi-talented synthesizer maestro has risen to notoriety with some of the best and most consistent releases on hit labels Dissident, Lex and Cyberdance, and although this release treads an altogether darker path, the undeniable pulse and throb runs deep through all his work. Strictly Limited to 300 Copies!!!
(RUBADUB, DEC 08)

To hear clips go to
http://www.rubadub.co.uk/?node_id=1.3&id=24098

NEW DISSIDENT RELEASE

2008-08-16T11:42:00.000-07:00

Available here:
http://www.juno.co.uk/ppps/products/324752-01.htm
http://www.rubadub.co.uk/?node_id=1.3&id=23318

CLAUDE R.I.P

2008-06-25T14:13:00.000-07:00

Just heard news that my beloved cat Claude has died. Our neighbour ran him over. Needless to say i'm gutted. He'll always look at us through the human shield 004 window.
Goodbye my lovely cat... x

charity conversion

2008-06-02T17:37:00.001-07:00

Flawed Galleon Photies

2008-06-02T16:54:00.001-07:00

These come courtesy of Caroline Edge, who always does an excellent job of capturing our important moments. Thanks Caroline.

YAAAA!!!!

2008-06-02T16:34:00.000-07:00

Its been a busy month here at the Human Shield. What with the Futuresonic thing and the records coming out and a sucession of design errors, plus been doing some work on the new Cyber Dance record and everything.

The records are starting to surface now....

Mr Psik & DNCN:

Juno
nuloop
Boomkat
vinylfrance

MANASYt & Cestrian:

http://www.djshop.de
http://en.imusic.dk
http://www.dj-shop.sk
http://deejay.com.ua

heartbreak interview

2008-05-13T17:25:00.000-07:00

myspace comp featuring some friends

2008-05-10T13:15:00.000-07:00

2008-04-22T06:41:00.000-07:00

Are people real pod cast (slow action mixx)
To listen go to
http://www.myspace.com/arepeoplereal

Ali Renault 'Slow Action Mixx' tracklisting:

Ape into Jam - 1972
Ajello - Radiation bx
Ali Renault - Zombie Raffle
Rhythm Talk - Groovin
Pete Shelly - Witness the Change
The Twins - Ballet Dancer
The Hasbeens - Keep Fooling Yourself
Dario Del'Aere - Eagles in the Night
Vangelis - Multitrack
IMS - An English
My Mine - Hypnotic Tango
Queen Samantha - Take a Chance
Knight Action - Single Girl
Jean Michel Jarre - Arpegiator

work doodle

2008-04-20T16:31:00.001-07:00

new trainis

2008-04-17T13:20:00.000-07:00

I want to know more about the picture on my insole...

Divine - Shake It Up (Live at the Hacienda 1983)

2008-04-16T15:11:00.000-07:00

FUTURESONIC 08: FLAWED GALLEON

2008-04-15T10:23:00.000-07:00

2008-03-30T14:02:00.000-07:00

BTW = Here's the link for the mix below..

Peter Mangalore - Ugly Modern Church

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=8CKFLMBG

2008-03-30T13:55:00.001-07:00

easter murders

2008-03-28T05:38:00.001-07:00

CESTRIAN_-_easter_murders.mp3

OUT NOW!!!!!!!

2008-03-24T13:26:00.001-07:00

Do a search on google I'm sure you'll find it. Sorry for lazily not posting links. Thanks to everyone who helped make it happen.

Mess of Wes

2008-03-06T15:23:00.000-08:00

Propper Old Skool Graff

2008-03-05T13:09:00.000-08:00

The basement of Afflecks Palace in Manchester is half taken up by a shit club (well at least it was the last time I was there) with the rest being used as a stock room by the shop above, Cafe Society, where I worked on and off for the best part of 6 years as a donkey boy. Originally it was the cafe for the department store which used to occupy the building back in the day. Theres loads of room down there and its a bit of a pity it isnt put to better use. Apparently, before Cafe Society got hold of it it used to be the original home of the record shop Eastern Bloc when they just did mail order. Well thats how the story goes anyway. I assume that this grafitti dates from those times. Theres loads more like this, all by someone called 'Buck' I presume. Nice.

MAZZA

2008-03-05T13:01:00.000-08:00

Seen dis outside the local Maserati garage (what you mean you don't have local Maserati garage?). Ah it shone lovely in the Manchester gloom. Whats the model? I know not much about cars but I know this is fucking desirable. Just needs a big HS logo on the doors and bonnet.

Arrgghee

DA FLAWED GALLEON

2008-03-05T12:47:00.000-08:00

Coming soon: Totally contrived vaguely arty special party for the Futersonic 08 electronic music festival in Manchester. We are planning lots of really stupid things and you're going to have to dress up. Think environmental disaster meets local history tour. COME OFF!!!

More details to follow

Oh and heres a nice new logo for a future release

Vanessica

2008-02-17T14:25:00.000-08:00

Found this on this site. Scary wooden robot jesus.

2008-02-06T14:45:00.000-08:00

MP3: Human Shield - Miracle Doll

2008-01-17T08:39:00.000-08:00

Three and a half minutes of awful 808 bock and wipe for your listening displeasure:

Miracle Doll

MP3: Danny Webbox - Member

2008-01-17T08:12:00.000-08:00

Please download the following song like:

MEMBER

Alla deez tunes have come straight off the cassette they were mastered onto.

MP3: NEURO SLAG - Made in 1999

2008-01-17T07:24:00.000-08:00

Here is a one from back in the old days:

NEURO SLAG - Made in 1999

Bifta-Jan-Eflyer

2008-01-15T09:40:00.001-08:00

Bifta-Jan-Eflyer, originally uploaded by ali renault.

fit dwarf

2008-01-13T15:17:00.000-08:00

versatile

2008-01-10T17:21:00.001-08:00

French Booty Beach Party 04

2008-01-10T06:41:00.000-08:00

You can't see much but check out the french crowd getting in a mood when the generator runs out of diesel. This was one of the best parties ever, about 150 people on the beach getting down to some booty

Theres some fool trying to tell me that theres nobody dancing, at one point he tried to close my laptop on me during the set!

anyways, check out the very end, a girl shouting 'METALLO!!!!' class..

my new old shit amazing synth for £10

2008-01-10T05:27:00.000-08:00

I bought this off Bill a couple of days ago for a tenner, he got hold of it whilst buying some other synth bargain that he seems to be so good at. He managed to get a korg poly800 the other day for £50... lids

"Rewrite & Record LP's Recorder".....

2008-01-07T18:53:00.000-08:00

*Check this out*

Can't figure out whether or not you can record more than just your voice on it via the wacky microphone thing or whether you can record via a different source on what look to be xlr connections on the back.

I'm very tempted.....

Beaky Monster Claws & The Wizard of Bass

2008-01-07T14:42:00.000-08:00

Here is a little video of me and Bla doing our thing at STFU Edinburgh earlier this year. Listen to the sound of the really awful bass. Bass you say? Yes thats the bass the thing that sounds like a shiny violing being played inside an oil drum.

Yazoo - Don't Go(Rare Live)

2008-01-07T14:37:00.000-08:00

Wesley Brendan The Liar

2008-01-07T14:12:00.000-08:00

HS snack of choice: Spicies.

2008-01-07T13:57:00.001-08:00

Modern Electronic Folksong Mix

2008-01-07T09:25:00.000-08:00

Click here for the freaking micks.

Theres no tracklisting as the tunes are non-real, all written by me, titles are changeable.

get down or fuckoff

shittest advert in the world

2008-01-06T17:06:00.000-08:00

New and Improved: Human Shield HQ

2008-01-06T10:11:00.000-08:00

Ali Renault 'zombie discoteque mixx pt2'

2008-01-06T09:37:00.001-08:00

download it here:

http://www.gakfoundation.org/ALI_RENAULT_-_zombie_disc2.mp3

ali renault - zombie discoteque mix pt2

zombie - siberia

supersempfft - be a man you frog

peppermint lounge - perfect high

queen samantha - take a chance

telex - rendezvous dans l'espace

rhythm talk - groovin

craig peyton - be thankfull

bwh - stop

manuel gottsching - e2-e4

andre cymone - the dance electric

pineapples - come on closer

massimo barsotti - whole lotta love

ims - mojave

..it'll be up forever thanks to rick & jonny, cheers blurts!

3 & 4 Artwerk

2008-01-04T13:02:00.000-08:00

Record players mix

2008-01-04T12:42:00.001-08:00

Find it *** here*** yo.....

Won't be there for long (Megaupload innit) but I'll put it somewhere else in a bit.

Tracklist :

Intro
Rokken - Loop (Rokken)
Letroset - Cosmetic Lobotomy (Kraktronik)
Zeta Reticula 3 - A2 (Electrix)
Litwenenko - Tripping, Roughing, Holding (Detroit Underground)
Soul Oddity - Get Fresh (Schematic)
Novamen - Ned's Rap (Murdercapital)
Mr Psik & Dncn - Kryst [Tim Wright Remix] (Human Shield)
Si Begg - My Style [Si Begg Bleepsteppers Mix] (Noodles)
SLT Mob Vs Search & Destroy - Saddam (Soulja)
Rokken - Loop (Rokken)
Letroset - Cube Wave (Fleeced)
Frankie Bones - Anthem 4 Purists (The Last Label)
Auto Repeat - You Can't Stop (SSR)
Mysteryman - Life In a Tube (Over X)
Rokken - Loop (Rokken)
Thomas Krome - Electrobitch (Corb)
Jean Paul Bondy - Something Is Not Right [Robag Wruhme Mix] (Compost)
Phon.o - Booty Lickin' (Detroit Underground)
Apparat - Can't Computerize It (Bpitch Cntrl)
Tommy Walker III - Promet (Rotten Row)
Elecktroids - Kilohertz (Warp)
Patrick Pulsinger - Viagem (Disko B)
Matthew Dear - Don & Sherri (Ghostly)
The Duncan Sisters - Boys Will Be Boys (Casablanca)

256kbps , 72mins or so. I think maybe some of my records need a clean.

Welcome to the 2008

2008-01-04T06:48:00.000-08:00

Its only just already 2008 and already we have achieved very little. Aldi Renois and the London contingient have been releasing themselves off all over the place like some messy boys with spasms from Cestrian, Heartbreak and the Renault and up here, after a relocation and centralisation of operations, the next two Human Shield records are forming themselves in the main mixing gland, and will be flying at you like so many frisbees of vinyl sometime during February. First up will be Mr. Psik and DNCN's massive 'Kryst' with a remix from Tim Wright closely followed by the terrible metallic groan of a split 12 from Renault and MANASYt. Check the H.S. myspazz page in the coming weeks for taste of whats to come.

humanshieldsoundcystern

Tommy 'Walter' Walker 3 - Live Dance Music Mix March 2010

Memories of the Future

Top 10 Worst Songs In The Official UK Top 40 According to Danny Webbox 3/3/10

Tommy Walker 3 - This is Lords - SoundCloud

Welcombe to Gold Blood

Errational by Tommy Walker 3

Human Shield and Cyber Dance at BLOC 2010

*HumanShield Thrashcast #1*

Chrome - Nova Feedback

Kenetic - Stoke On Trent

NU MIXXXXX - check mixes bit >>>>>

THE WALLED CITY FINALLY OUT!!

NEW DISSIDENT RELEASE

CLAUDE R.I.P

charity conversion

Flawed Galleon Photies

YAAAA!!!!

heartbreak interview

myspace comp featuring some friends

work doodle

new trainis

Divine - Shake It Up (Live at the Hacienda 1983)

FUTURESONIC 08: FLAWED GALLEON

easter murders

OUT NOW!!!!!!!

Mess of Wes

Propper Old Skool Graff

MAZZA

DA FLAWED GALLEON

Vanessica

MP3: Human Shield - Miracle Doll

MP3: Danny Webbox - Member

MP3: NEURO SLAG - Made in 1999

Bifta-Jan-Eflyer

fit dwarf

versatile

French Booty Beach Party 04

my new old shit amazing synth for £10

"Rewrite & Record LP's Recorder".....

Beaky Monster Claws & The Wizard of Bass

Yazoo - Don't Go(Rare Live)

Wesley Brendan The Liar

HS snack of choice: Spicies.

Modern Electronic Folksong Mix

shittest advert in the world

New and Improved: Human Shield HQ

Ali Renault 'zombie discoteque mixx pt2'

3 & 4 Artwerk

Record players mix

Welcome to the 2008

HumanShield Thrashcast #1